The Apocalypse Stone

(black screen)

Zach: (narrating) Hi there, random fellow from SpongeFan Wiki. I bet you have no jellyfishing idea who I am. Well, Imma gonna tell ya. Here's the deal: (shows a image of SpongeBob) SpongeBob marries Stephanie (a image of Stephanie comes on) and they move to Jellyfish Falls. (a sign reading 'Welcome to Jellyfish Falls' appears) They decide to have a kid and somehow get twins. Me (Zach appears on screen) and Hannah. (Hannah appears) We've lived our little helpless lives-

Hannah: (offscreen) We're not helpless.

Zach: (narrating) little lives thinking Jellyfish Falls was a normal town. Well guess what, IT ISN'T! (The screen shows Zach and Hannah hiding behind a rock as zombies chase the citizens) I bet you wanna know how we got in this mess. Well, looks like I'm gonna have to tell you. (sigh) Was that good enough?

Hannah: (offscreen) Umm... TAKE THIRTY! (theme song. The scene cuts to SpongeBob's pineapple. The screen then cuts to the living room. SpongeBob is watching TV and Zach is reading a book. Hannah bursts in) ZACH! You'll never guess what happened!

Zach: (sigh) Your tooth fell out.

Hannah: How'd you guess?

Zach: You're kinda literally holding it in yor hand.

Hannah: (Looks at her hand) Oh.