Kiss The Box

(scene cuts to outside The Chum Bucket)

Narrator: Ahh, the sea. Home to the delicous chum of The Ch- OK, who wrote this script? I am not saying this wonderful stuff about The-

'''We are currently experiencing technical difficulties. Our team of highly trained Planktons are just fixing the issue.'''

Italian Narrator: Oggi nel Chum Bucket Karen è in corso una piccola vacanza. (scene cuts to inside the restaurant. Karen is heading out the door with suitcases)

Plankton: No! Don't leave me Karen, please! I'll do anything! Anything!

Karen: I'm sorry but I've already payed. Besides, I'm only going away for a week!

Plankton: (doggy eyes) But you're my love, my everything!

Karen: I don't care. (leaves)

Plankton: No! (falls to the floor)

American Narrator: What happens next? Find out next episode!

Card: Next episode.

Plankton: No! She left me! What on earth can I do?

Patrick: You could find a friend.

Plankton: That's a great idea! But how'd you get in here?

Patrick: You left the window open.

Plankton: Oh.

Patrick: Now why did I come here? Nevermind. (leaves)

Plankton: So, how do I get a friend? Gosh, I haven't had a friend in years my head hurts when I think about friends. I know! I could make a friend! It'll take weeks to build a new robot though. I know! (he exits screen and comes back with a box) This'll have to do. (sighs) Time to bring out the markers! (bubbles cut to Plankton drawing a face on the box) It looks just like her! I'll call her... Ariel. What do ya say to a chum lunch? (scene cuts to them eating chum) So, do you come here often? (the box falls) Oops. (he picks it up) There you go, why don't we go and have a Krabby Patty? (scene cuts to The Krusty Krab) One Krabby Patty for Ariel.

Squidward: Who's Ariel?

Plankton: The box.

Squidward: Oh right. SpongeBob! One Krabby Patty for... Ariel. So why are you friends with a... box?

Plankton: Karen went on vacation for a week, so she's a friend to keep me company.

Squidward: Okay...

Plankton: I think I'll let somebody else watch the flock tonight, huh.

Squidward: This is creeping me out.

Plankton: (in a girls voice) Oh yes Plankton, maybe we should go on a date. (scene cuts to them eating sausages at a table) This is nice, and relaxing. (lights a candle) Aah... (Karen bursts through the door)

Karen: Sheldon! What are you doing?

Plankton: (throws the box out the window) I er... was preparing a meal for us.

Karen: Oh Sheldon!