Have you ever met Peter Griffin?

(scene cuts to a theatre stage)

Announcer: Ladies, gentlefish, anybody who isn't Travis, welcome to Spongy Questions! Please welcome our host, the absorbent, yellow SpongeBob SquareBrain! (SpongeBob enters and sits on a red chair opposite to Patrick)

SpongeBob: Thank you, thank you. Now, before we begin do you know what we didn't do last episode?

Patrick: We didn't bring the strippers out.

SpongeBob: Umm... no. You didn't open Gary's letter!

Patrick: Oh right.

SpongeBob: Now who wrote last episode?

Camera Man: Calaz.

SpongeBob: We're screwed. (laughter) Anyway time to answer some...

Audience: Spongy Questions!

SpongeBob: Exactly! (hands Patrick a drill) Pat, now you can't ruin the running gag. Anyway, let's get to the point! RadioGuy24 asks:

Did you ever visit SpongeBob Wiki? If yes, what are your favorite pages?

SpongeBob: I... I... I have a wiki?

Camera Man: And a fanon one.

SpongeBob: (voices changes) That's really creepy.

Patrick: SpongeBob, get into character. We go through this all the time in the rehearsals.

SpongeBob: (clears throat) Sorry, Patrick. (his voice goes back to normal) TheCreepyPastaLover asks:

When will the third episode come out?

SpongeBob: ... (cricket chirp) Itsshehahn, Itsshehahnbro asks:

Do you know Peter Griffin?

SpongeBob: Do I know Peter Griffin? (rips the mask from his face revealing Peter Griffin)

Peter Griffin: I am Peter Griffin! (sarcastically) Shock horror, I know!

Patrick: You're Peter Griffin?

SpongeBob: Nope.

Patrick: How'd you...

SpongeBob: (points to his right) This direction... In reality I'm also Perry, Dipper, Julien, Bob, Micheal Jackson, Debby, Jim, Timbuktu, B-Dog...

Patrick: Wow... Who's Perry? I mean...

Who's Perry?

SpongeBob: Don't ask me! Unfortunately that's all the time we have today,

Patrick: But up next is a show! Bye! I love you! X x x!

SpongeBob: And we'd appreciate it if you sent us some would you rathers! (clapping)