Battle Of The Matures (short)

(Scene: Squidward's house)

Squidward: (sigh) I'm bored, SpongeBob and Patrick have been gone for ages and I just feel different.

Mr. Monopoly: Really? I thought you hated them!

Squidward: I guess, but I never realised how much boring peace was.

Mr. Monopoly: Really? I bet you couldn't wait five minutes doing nothing without being bored!

Squidward: I double bet you.

Mr. Monopoly: It's on! (mean face)

Squidward: (mean face)

Mr. Monopoly: (meaner face)

Squidward: (meaner face)

Mr. Monopoly: 3...

Squidward: 2...

Mr. Monopoly: 1... (doorbell)

Squidward: ...

Mr. Monopoly: ... (doorbell) Someone's gotta get it.

Squidward: You get it.

Mr. Monopoly: You talked, you lose!

Squidward: You spoke first!

Mr. Monopoly: But we're both sitting!

Squidward: Who sat down first?

Both: You! No, it was me! Stop copying me you imbecile! (doorbell)