Help Needed

(Scene cuts to outside a hospital)

26 Years Ago

(Scene cuts to inside the hospital, Margaret is in bed)

Harold: I can't believe it's happening! The baby is coming! Push honey, push!

Margaret: I'm trying! Get his bear from the car, will you?

Harold: I'm on it! (runs offscreen as the scene cuts back to outside)

Margaret: (offscreen) It's here! He's here! And he's a... girl? (scene cuts back to the hospital as Harold enters with the bear)

Harold: I'm back! Wait, is that a girl?

Margaret: A girl it is.

Harold: What should we name her?

Margaret: We can't call her SpongeBob! I like... Lucy.

Harold: Lucy? That's a nice name!

Doctor: Lucy it is then. (Lucy opens her eyes)

Lucy: Mama! Papa! (crys)

Harold: Calm down Lucy, daddy's here. (he gives Lucy the bear)

Lucy: (laughs)

Doctor: I know you'll make great parents.

Narrator: Have you ever wondered is SpongeBob never happened?

SpongeGone SquarePants

(scene cuts to Margaret's house. She is playing with Lucy)

Narrator: Yes, you got it. In this universe instead of SpongeBob we got Lucy. Of course she was born to the same parents but she wasn't SpongeBob. She had other dreams. SpongeBob wanted to be a fry cook, (shows Lucy dancing) Lucy wanted to be a ballerina. SpongeBob was to annoy, (shows Lucy laughing) Lucy was all in for humour. You see, Lucy was different.

Lucy: Mama! Papa!

Margaret: Clever girl!

Narrator: But no SpongeBob led to a terrible disaster. (scene cuts to The Krusty Krab) What could The Krusty Krab do without SpongeBob?

26 Years Later

(Scene cuts to inside The Krusty Krab, Squidward is in his boat)